Dating tips for Christian Girls…

August 15, 2007

I think these ten dating tips may be the most important thing a Christian girl ever reads. How I found them is unimportant, how amazing they are is.
My personal favorites are:

5: If he reaches his arm around you… Tell him no one will ever be as close to you as Jesus is. (Or ask if you could “lay hands” on him in prayer)

6: If he tries to kiss you… Remind him that a kiss killed your savior (and you’re not ready to “speak in tongues”)

One comment

  1. I know you’re sarcastic about this, and I got a good laugh from the actual site….

    But I’ve met women who believe this.

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